Hello everyone!

As some have read this thread https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=19206 in Eve forums and some have seen red (-10.00 status or up to -5.00) goons flying around Jita (which means you are free to kill them), I have the pleasure to announce the opening of Goon hunt season. I donate 250m to winners of the competition, the winner receives 75% of all prizes (currently 200m) second place receives 25% (currently 50m). OTHER DONATIONS to the winners are welcome and to exclude fear of a goon type scam, arrangements with third party ISK holders like Chribba could be made upon request.

Any goon ship counts (not pods) as long as it is destroyed in Caldari or Gallente high security space beginning with 2011.10.09 00:00 and ending when Goons declare end of their miner's kill season (or if announced differently in this thread). Kill numbers are counted for character only, not accounts or account holders. Kills have to be recorded in EVE Kill.net - http://eve-kill.net and must be API verified. At the end of the contest link to the character's record in Eve kill.net and total number of kills to be submitted to lafforet with the subject "KILL A GOON".

Orphans, More tears and other corps/alliances that have war with goons are not eligible to the competition. Goonswarm Federation members (any alt holders or ex-goons) cannot participate in the competition either. Winner must have record of at least 3 killed goons (different characters), at least 2 of which have proven record in eve kill.net of ganking in high sec in caldari or gallante space during the contest. Winners must submit full API to the contest organizer.

Good luck hunting everyone!

P.S. ANY DONATIONS to the contest winners are strongly recommended - lets show how much we love our goon friends and how many friends they have!

convo me to arrange killing my pod over and over, 10mill/kill
payment in advance

Does this also apply to TEST members?

End of the northern summer and a putrid rash of goon related threads all over the forums. Is someone not feeling relevant?

There was a time the goons did something, it was an echo of something they did in second life, i think. Years ago wasn't it?

There are no REAL goons anymore man.

Orty is gone
Masa is gone
plastic duck is gone
Nex is gone
Voland is gone
Ratclonner is gone
etc...

You see were I am going with this?

Everybody who was ever a REAL goon, myself included has either been banned for trolling the furries or left out of protest and utter disgust for how the new administration is handling things.

Now SA is one giant septic tank full of baby furrs and neko fetishists. All the real goons merged with anon or PN after the great war.

The "Goons" you see today are hollow shadows of a once great nation. Their inconsistent flickers of success in eve are a indicative of their inability to focus on anything for an extended period of time. Even the people on the SA forums hate the eve goons.

GoonSwarm is dead and The Mitt is a huge hipster toolbag with a pegging fetish and bad hygiene.

You make a really valid point. Maybe if More of my posts contained words like "Yiff" or I referenced bad dragon I would not be banned.